I just set a weed brownie on fire in the microwave.
Successful day.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
I feel like my vagina stays drunk longer than the rest of me. It's always super sensitive and hungry the day after drinking.
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
We had sex in Lake Michigan for an hour Sunday.
Thanks for ruining an entire lake for me. I hate you so much right now.
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