I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
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