Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
i like how i just referred to his pregnant wife as the "other" melissa and you didn't even judge me.
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
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You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
Fuck me this girl I went home with has a cover on her remote control so there is no spills to ruin it. Imagine how many condoms she's going to make me wear
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I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
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