oh god the rape fog is back!
from now on my penis is your penis
Why is it that you only get to have sex when you haven't shaved your legs in six weeks and are wearing period stained granny panties?
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
The dog threw up again, this time IN the toilet. I've taught him well.
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
I'm never celebrating Galentine's Day again. It was a whorrific mess.
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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