If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
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Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
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well his attempt to make a white russian with instant coffee, gone off milk, and that weird probably illegal vodka we bought the other day isnt going well
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
About that photo of the cake you just sent. You do realize it’s on a glass table, right? We can all see your reflection in it, and you’re very obviously naked.
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