'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
Your like the Mozart of blow jobs, you make every other girl seem like cheesy elevator music.
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
Highlight of the day: got a bunch of drunks to sing baby shark.
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