Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
we just saw you getting yelled at by the cops for trying to 'hijack' a street sweeper...how have you not been arrested yet?
you had me at cake vodka
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I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Been in bed for 16 hours. Haven't eaten in 18 hours. Haven't pissed in almost 20 hours. Fuck you Stacey and your former reign as laziest bitch. I got the title now.
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
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That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
I'm sorry that throwing up fish and Jamaican Rum in the back of your dad's car ruined our friendship
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
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