maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
Amazing how you can get from "Merry Christmas" to sex in three texts.
I could have done it in 2
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
I left the brick of cheese in your car! Keep it at Moderate Temp! It's my precious!
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
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