wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
We just described beer as "big boy apple juice" to his 2 year old.
felt a little awkward waiting for my McNuggets after vomiting all over the counter
We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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