I will die if light touches me.
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
Am I required to send a Christmas card to my fuck buddy?
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
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