Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
i got so high last night i cried hysterically for like 5 minutes because i dont have any superpowers
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
Am I texting you while being used as a stripper pole by two half-naked women? hint: I am.
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
Do you remember telling our cab driver you were going to fuck a penguin?
I just bought a blender and 120 pizza rolls. Bring tequila.
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
Randomize