You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
so this carnie looked at me and said "the ride in my pants is funner." i wet myself.
I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
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i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
We're sending your burrito through the mail slot.
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
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Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
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