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• (313): View more from Michigan

  He has that thing where they hang SUPER low

  (650): View more from California

  Ewww!! Elephantitis

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• (269): View more from Michigan

  Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to

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• (540): View more from Virginia

  I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  You think if I promise to behave for the rest of my life, god will let me fuck her on the regular?

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• (323): View more from California

  Don't be mad at me. I know peeing in your drawer is 1 thing and peeing on you while you're sleeping is another, but im sorry..i love you

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• (410): View more from Maryland

  hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)

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  stop writing like that.

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• (317): View more from Indiana

  Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.

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• (302): View more from Delaware

  She just started grabbing all the hospital's rubber gloves and face masks and shoving them in her purse, saying, "My tax money paid for these!"

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• (805): View more from California

  She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.

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• (417): View more from Missouri

  I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.

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• (239): View more from Florida

  Slowly realizing that my only incentive to bathe is shower beer

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• (307): View more from Wyoming

  Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents

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• (320): View more from Minnesota

  My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.

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• (218): View more from Minnesota

  is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?

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• (903): View more from Texas

  The dominoes guy came back thirty mins later to ask me out. I guess he figures if I'm eating pizza alone I must have gotten dumped

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