either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
cab driver gave us mini bottles of jd for the ride home & proceeded to run every red light. wonder how many bottles he drank.
Pants 0. Shit 1.
No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
Hey how're your balls?
Don't ever let me helicopter again.
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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