So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
This morning my doorman told me it was an accomplishment for me to be standing and conscious after last night.
I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
When the neighbors threatened to call the cops, he yelled at them that American laws didnt apply to him because he was Danish. He then sang his own version of "America fuck yeah" along to daft punk, then fell down the porch steps. Can we keep him?!?!
He wanted to watch a Charlie Brown thanksgiving. But I was like, fuck that, I'm a grown up. So we watched jumanji and I sucked his dick.
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
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