Having a random hookup so left but love u
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
Her text was so long it had an arrow to expand it. You know it's bad when even your iPhone can't handle her
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
I might have been the first person in 2015 to throw up on a yellow cab before climbing in it.
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
I guess what I'm trying to get to is that my dog sneezed on my dick earlier and its really taken the joy out of my evening.
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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