What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
honey bunches of taint.
I forgot how hot balto sounded
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
I'm still not a hundred percent.. I haven't shit anything solid in two days.. I have pulled my puker muscles and I can't take deep breaths cuz of other unidentified muscles/maybe heart attack
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
In case you were wondering, taking me to see beauty and the beast in theaters would totally get you an unsolicited sloppy beej in the parking lot afterwards.
You should probably take note of that and make it happen.
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
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