Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
when she said she was from California you started sobbing. You begged her not to melt your popsicle because you paid good money for it and you just wanted to eat it in peace.
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
I woke up on the ground next to a bed of naked men. I'm either a drunken genius or the enemy....
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
The groom's brother was an accomplishment. Then I remembered he was also the officiant. Check and check.
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
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