I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
If I had a sex resume I'd get tons of jobs.
wait, did i just see you litter out your window??
umm, i have a hybrid. it cancels out.
Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
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i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
Apparently Sundays are the worst days for your friends to get their head split open and need stitches...there's only 1 doctor on duty
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
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You invited the cop in for a "Celebrity shot"
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
I hope I don't have to wait for another triple crown winner to get laid again.
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
If you need me I'll be in the hospital involving super glue and fake eyelashes.
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