we have pet lesbian snakes
i was rollin on her like bob the builder
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
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i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
I like how my family gatherings are basically an ugly sweater party just with better beer and wine...
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
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Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
You are a genius and a whore.
He sent me a text saying his breakfast today was leftover mead and some fruit salad
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