The Mets? Come back? That'd be like Nickelback writing a good song.
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
The cabbie told us to at least pretend we weren't doing coke while he was driving
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
Someone's gotta tell him drunk sex comes before dating
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