i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
I wish someone would just come knock on my door and fuck me already so that me and my stuffed animals aren't the only ones who see my amazing spring break tan. I'm not getting skin cancer so I can just sit here abstinent.
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
Bless her heart. Her stupid, drunk, adderall-ed heart.
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
Note to self: remember to figure out whether melted cheese is a liquid when not stoned
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
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