He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
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I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
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Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
The guy in the cage next to me is having phone sex. His girlfriend is in College Library. Why is my life ridiculous.
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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