its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
I just encountered the most annoying guy on the planet. I wanted to slap his milkshake out of his fat-boy hands while he was talking to me at the same time as slurping his liquid fat.
I love milkshakes.
Not the point.
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
OPIZZABONMYDICK
He said "I can't wait for you to feel me inside of you so I can tell you gently that you're mine" and left me a 4 minute voice mail of him crying after I told him I didn't want to be with him. 30 year olds are off limits.
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
Yoooooo, the fat magician married the chick I dumped a beer on after I got pissed he was flirting with her in front of me
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