I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
I'm covered in sharpie and the girl next to me just said something smells like fried food. Hint: it's me. Why am I in class?
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
Someone needs to lock me in a chastity belt because all my vagina does is get me into trouble. Fuck.
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
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