TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
My morning has consisted of lying in a fetal position, eating a whole tub of ben and jerry's, talking to my cat, and setting all of our pictures on fire. Does that answer your question?
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
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i just realized the only form of arm exercise i get is holding my arms up in the stand up tanning booth
At least I know she didn't hear me crawl to my room. Or did I walk on my hands? Fuck if I know.
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
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Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
He threw me over his shoulder and carried me outside, all the while drinking from the bottle of rum he was holding, while my ex watched. I'm winning the break-up.
So to add to headbutting the microwave while waiting for my hot pockets to cook. I apparently told both bartenders earlier in the night I was going to fuck them both. I hate black out drunk me..
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
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