we're chasing vodka with high fives
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
Packed at 6 am completely wasted. Damage assessment: 12 pairs of socks (no underwear), a flashlight, 3 shorts, shot glass, 8 sweaters, puff paint, one sneaker.
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so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
i feel sorry for the hotel staff that makes the bed after we have sex
God, you're like boner-b-gone
She was purple for Halloween. She literally spray-painted herself purple and called it a costume. It won't come off.
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
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We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
I yelled at him as he left "you broke up with me. You lost your blow job privileges"
"Here let me wipe my uterus off your dick" was probably the most unsexy thing said after period sex. I should get an award
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
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