i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
If I ever write a book, i'm calling it "why do i work with fucktards?"
It'll be a good sequel to my other book, "why do i sleep with fucktards?"
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
tell him if he brings over dinner you might let him see your left boob...or right, whichever you prefer. But under no circumstances do you let him see both...unless he brings a good desert...like coffee ice cream or something
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
Randomize
