The brown eye won't let me do that either.
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
He's like the houdini of condoms. I never even realized he put one on before we fucked. he's magical.
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
That's the last time you call me to prove to some girl at a bar that you're English. It's bad enough that you actually get to fuck them because of it without having to wake me up to seal the deal.
Well, I tried to shit into my refrigerator. It was a rough night.
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
She seems less like a roommate, and more like a homeless person who snuck into your apartment.
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
Did you have ill-advised lesbian sex on the deathbed of their relationship?
Of course. Go big or go home.
You're my fucking queen.
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