Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
How many nights a week you wake up with sticky boxers cause you were dreaming of Clay Aiken? Your wife mad?
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
All I wanted to tell you is that I fucked a guy covered in fake blood, who circumcised himself.
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
You stole a frozen pizza from the freezer, stuffed it in the back of your shirt then proceeded to leave the party.
The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
There were midgets. And vodka. If you don't appreciate the awesomeness of that sentence, read it again.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
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