I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
I'm just glad you didn't end up in Staten Island
I woke up naked holding a taco. My ass couldn't even make it to my bed let alone Staten Island
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
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