oh god the rape fog is back!
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
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Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
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I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
I'm 99% sure I just puked glitter. Wine drunk Mondays shouldn't be a thing.
What am I even going to do with 20 more jello shots? And don't say give them to the cat
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
Turns out, it's impolite to repeatedly request Seal "Kiss From a Rose" at bars
Came up to an intersection and someone was blasting My Chemical Romance at like 9 AM. They're DEFINITELY having a good day
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