So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
Yeah you insisted everyone watch Space Jam at 2 in the morning then you cried the whole way through it. You were the very worst kind of drunk.
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
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