you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
He puked, did more shots, and then pissed in a drawer. We thought it was bad enough and all of a sudden...boom-clothes come off and he passes out with slippers and a styrofoam hat on and a guitar hero guitar in hand pretending he was slash.
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If I can't pick up a cat lady, I probably need to turn to Internet dating.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
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Just sitting here contemplating the meaning of life.
So you're drunk waiting for the bus.
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
They have beer where we have blood.
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
I flashed my boobs, shit my pants, and kissed the wrong twin. I'm on a roll you don't want in on.
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
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