seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
Why were you having sex on top of my left over pizza in the kitchen?
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
How many people can say they've shit on the floor of a five star hotel?
Just so you know, my new pet parrot tried to bond sexually with me today. That is what Google told me. I'm not sure of its gender.
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
Not as awesome as someone telling you that you have the biggest tits they've ever seen. And they're like 30-something, so they've seen a decent amount of tits in their lifetime.
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
Hiking for a first date sounded like a good idea in theory because there was absolutely no possibility of me blacking out. In practice, I'd rather black out than go through what I just went through.
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
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