i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
a woman just threw her tv out the window while screaming "will you fucking work now?". i'm never moving
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
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the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
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We should go, because after those margaritas time is running out on my sobriety clock.
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
I've literally NEVER been on a date or gotten through one episode of netflix without having sex like I JUST WANT TO WATCH TRUE DETECTIVE
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
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