I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
Approach what situation? Look, I dunno if you think I'm like some lezbo cheetah waitin in some shrubs to pounce on you the second I see you, but I'm not!
well, everyone in my office is getting a nice laugh right now. But seriously... please delete my number
Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
that is very illegal...i love you.
woke up, covered in gummy bears, with a note that said "the gummy army won"
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