I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
you can officially check off peeing off the 5th floor while shouting "I want to break the guinness world record for longest piss stream" off your college to do list.
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
I owe you a thank you for last night. Only you could go up to a guy, ask if he likes my boobs, and return later to find us in a full on dance floor makeout sesh. Well played.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
You got into an extremely loud argument with a juggalo and slapped him, he started crying and everyone cheered.
I remember that, it happened before I started drinking. I thought you said I did something shameful?
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