How'd it feel making her break her religion?
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
apparently breaking a beer bottle and then throwing up in a urinal is a terrible way to pick up girls.
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
I just gave parenting advice and had a discussion about the distribution of wealth in america...in a bar. I'm starting to think its me and not you lol
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
Monday afternoon and I'm still hungover from Valentine's Day. I think I'm winning at the single life.
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.
OMG I DIDNT READ THAT TEXT CAREFULLY CAUSE I'M ON THE DEVILS LETTUCE & I THREATENED TO PUNCH A CHILD OMG I'M SO SORRY
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
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