Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
i'm so high that for the last 10 minutes i pretened my sock was a mouse, and played with it like it was legit.
woke up this morning with a fat chick but she went downstairs and made pancakes without saying a word.
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Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
I used to be terrified of what was under your bed until I passed out there last night. Now it just feels like home.
When were you at my house?
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
You fucked two dudes in the same night and still went home to your cats. How does that happen?
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multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
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