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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
I got Pilsbury cinnamon rolls for us to have tomorrow, but I don't have the willpower to leave them in my fridge overnight, so I am eating them all and getting us more in the morning
I love you more by the minute
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
He didn't even realize I was drunk. He probably just thought I loved Torchwood so much that I no longer knew how to use my thumbs
Not gonna make it. My ovaries are playing laser tag
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
Can't be like "hey can you elaborate on this three year old tweet" can I?
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
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