Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
Apparently I'm not allowed to call at 3am anymore and ask to speak to all his siblings. I was just trying to get to know the family
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
he drank half a bottle of bushmills, stood up to pee over the side, pissed his pants, sat in the puddle on the deck, told me my life goals were stupid and impossible, and wouldn't leave until 5am. by the time I got up at 8 I had 4 texts and 2 fb messages from him. AND HE STILL THINKS IT WENT WELL
I think I just found my soul mate...he's wearing a zebra striped onesie and is into Michael Jackson...I'll explain in the morning.
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