He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
capris are just wrong
its like "what can i possible wear to make myself look short and fat? Oh I know!!"
her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
I mean seriously...It's like the universe is saying "your vagina is closed, move along"
I got so drunk I thought my tennis court was a corn field so I laid in it and ate pizza
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
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