Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
Do you realize that we tried to rent a limo at 5am to come and take us to waffle house?
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
i just farted in a meeting....took me completely by surprise.
so you made the shocked face and they caught you.
yup.
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
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