i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
i'm having taco bell mild sauce and tums for breakfast because i'm hungover and thats all i can find. it's like thanksgiving up in here
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
I've been randomly kik messaging bearded men I find on Instagram while sitting unshowered in my underpants. I'm like the girl version of a creepy uncle.
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
My mom just said she had more presents to wrap, so I should "smoke some weed & go back to bed"... She really is Santa Claus
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
So, Kevin dropping me off at urgent care. Seems my tampon slipped out of reach. Even after he tried to get it out with some kitchen tongs.
His phone started ringing when we were pulled over and he said 'hold on, this is most likely more important than you', proceeded to answer it and agree to work sunday, then hung up, looked at the cop and told him to continue.
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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