i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
I'm way too horny to be at work right now. I think it might be legally irresponsible to leave me alone with cucumbers.
You told the waitress last night "What tip bracket do I have to be in to see your boobs"
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
We fucked while The Odyssey played in the background. Homer would be proud.
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
Gotta say, self-deprecating Lord of the Rings-themed sex jokes were not on my agenda for today.
Randomize
