Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
Phrase i just heard while watching the U.S. open: "Boy they have really trimmed it well, this has got to be the tightest hole in the Open."
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
This wedding is gonna be a disaster. I already had to turn down one of the groomsmen who offered me $100 to sleep with him next wknd.
Too low?
Yes.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
Literally too hungover to clean. I'll get the frosting off the table tomorrow, ok?
i hate going to her parties because i always know everyone there which means everyone knows my ex which means i wont get laid
I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
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