Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
you never know when you'll meet the man of your dreams and bang him in an elevator
ok, im coming! i just found some lemon square in my bangs, washing that out..this shit is all over me! was i in a pie eating contest?
yes
did i win? did you like my outfit? or should i change, if you were horny would you bang me?
you were almost asleep and mumbling "your penis is on my cheek"
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
I'm sitting in the middle of them on his bed, forcing them to watch Brokeback Mountain. I am the best cock blocker ever.
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
How was the birthday sex?
Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs.
He stopped in the middle of having sex to ask me what shampoo I use. Apparently my hair smelled good
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
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