I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
We were hooking up and you crawled into bed with us, because you had lost your phone and didn't "want to be alone at a time like this."
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
If I come back covered in mud topless and banging on your door, please have a warm towel ready for me
I woke up to him drunk-t-bagging me, saying "huevos rancheros" were being served for breakfast.
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
Wearing a shark mask, slugging tequilla, in cowboy boots, and not minding that my spandex is on backwards. What are you up to?
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
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