listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
And we started making out. She asked me to pick a number between 1 and 10. I said 6. She took me to her room. A few minutes later I wasnt a virgin. DUDE I WAS GOING TO SAY 2.
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
If you come home and I'm pantsless with cake smeared all over my face, I'm sorry.
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
I unknowingly motorboated my boyfriend's ex-gf last night. Yay me!
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
Woke up with a $50 attached to my penis with a rubber band..
Sweet. Tell little Richard to buy us a sack and a pizza.
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
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