Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
Hungover/still slightly drunk at work. Opened a bag of cheese with a box cutter. Pretty sure I need stitches.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
Whenever I'm hungover I try to stay in public as much as possible, hoping to be a cautionary tale to children. It's a public service, really.
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
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