I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
if you spike my cofee one more time im gona fuck you up. im presenting to the mayor in sevven fucking minuets. fuck you and youir fucking bartending classses i am so fuckign fcked
i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
Desperation looks like a $1 bottle of vodka and warm Cuban tap water.
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
I'm armed with nothing but $4 lip gloss gum and my phone. Ready to take on the fucking world.
Why am I a human magnet for the worst dicks of the world?
I share a birthday weekend with Easter this year, so that fucking sucks. I hate sharing...and I have to share with fucking Jesus this year.\n
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
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