Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
This guy just came in and told me how he bought a clock for his cat so his cat can know when he's coming home...
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
You know my ex in high school who cheated on me and dumped me right before prom? A decade later, I just saw her again...working at an Arby's. it was a good day...
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
Ryan friended me on LinkedIn and it took everything in my power not to endorse him for sexual dysfunction as a skill.
When did we go from stumbling drunk into an ER at 3am to dinner double dating?
Death by dick. An honorable death. Put a picture of his dick in the photo collage at my funeral.
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
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