your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
The bouncer was kicking me out and I put up my finger for him to wait while I chugged the rest of my drink..all he could say is "are you serious right now?"
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
I stared at him for a solid five minutes because he looked like what I imagine god would look like if god was a lumberjack
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
Me-World Problems: do I have my boyfriend come to my birthday party in drag, or is that too weird for the first time meeting literally any of my friends
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
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