Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
What happened last night?
You soiled yourself again and told everybody that you'd given birth.
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
Woke up with a text saying "when I get to see them titties again lil ma??" With 8 beads around my neck & an empty bottle of vodka in my arms.
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
Stole my 7th stop sign and 3rd speed limit sign last night. Not even sure how because they were bolted to a cement wall. Tequila gives you strength you didn't know you had.
Moms love me. I'm the reminder that they need to turn safe search on.
also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
God I need to hump something, right now.
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
i need to get crying drunk at the bar more often. i end up going home with guys who have big penises. its like God is saying "there, there, this will cheer you up".
Randomize
