Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
you know you made it when your beer pong table is made from imported italian hardwood
everybody makes mistakes
i didn't know they allowed you to text in ambulances
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
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Oh, and that ugly chick transformed into a veritable goddess when she came back at 3AM with a handle of vodka and 100 chicken wings
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
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Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
The dick lei will go down in squad history
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
You're going to literally shit your fucking unholy pants when Jesus rides in with his dual light-sabers on his velociraptor and cleaves you in half.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
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